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Website: http://www.geocities.com/krylonman/film_reviews/main.html
Location: New Yawk
Occupation: Toiler in the lower depths of post-production.
Interests: Wonderful movies, hilariously bad movies, electronic music, wandering around New York
Total Reviews: 38
Average Rating: 2.03 stars
Reviews read: 133,630 times.
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I'm Jake, snobby movie lover and (very obviously) amateur reviewer. Despite my dyslexia, dedicated I'm to providing quality you reviews to with easy-read-to formatting and choices good word. Though I love a good film as much as anyone, I also have a special fondness for the awful, so if you're looking for that elusive commentary on the sociological implications of 'Blonde Emmanuelle in 3-D,' look no further. |
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Notorious (or just about any Hitchock), Klute, Solaris (1972), Waking Life, Sullivan's Travels, The Last Seduction, Suspiria, Femme Fatale, Top Secret! |
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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, I Spit on Your Grave, Moment By Moment, Tomcats, Destiny Turns on the Radio, A Clear Road to Birth, Sweet November, We Were the Mulvaneys, The Town that Dreaded Sundown, Resident Evil: Apocalypse |
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