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Jake Cremins
The Facts
Website: http://www.geocities.com/krylonman/film_reviews/main.html
Location: New Yawk
Occupation: Toiler in the lower depths of post-production.
Interests: Wonderful movies, hilariously bad movies, electronic music, wandering around New York
Total Reviews: 38
Average Rating: 2.03 stars
Reviews read: 35,724 times.
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Biography

I'm Jake, snobby movie lover and (very obviously) amateur reviewer. Despite my dyslexia, dedicated I'm to providing quality you reviews to with easy-read-to formatting and choices good word. Though I love a good film as much as anyone, I also have a special fondness for the awful, so if you're looking for that elusive commentary on the sociological implications of 'Blonde Emmanuelle in 3-D,' look no further.

Top 10 Favorite Movies

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, Notorious (or just about any Hitchock), Klute, Solaris (1972), Waking Life, Sullivan's Travels, The Last Seduction, Suspiria, Femme Fatale, Top Secret!

Top 10 Least Favorite Movies

Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, I Spit on Your Grave, Moment By Moment, Tomcats, Destiny Turns on the Radio, A Clear Road to Birth, Sweet November, We Were the Mulvaneys, The Town that Dreaded Sundown, Resident Evil: Apocalypse

Movie-Gurus.com Reviews List
Reefer Madness (1936)
Haunting, The (1963)
Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)
Lizard in a Woman's Skin, A (1971)
Harold and Maude (1971)
Kansas City Bomber (1972)
Solaris (1972)
Enter the Dragon (1973)
Death Wish (1974)
Night Porter, The (1974)
Goodbye, Norma Jean (1976)
Swarm, The (1978)
Zombie (1979)
Tourist Trap (1979)
Bloodline (1979)
Apocalypse Now (1979)
Cruising (1980)
Xanadu (1980)
Cannonball Run, The (1981)
Happy Birthday to Me (1981)
Death Wish II (1982)
Mass Appeal (1984)
Death Wish 3 (1985)
Death Wish 4: The Crackdown (1987)
Mannequin (1987)
Slam Dance (1987)
Telephone, The (1988)
Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death (1989)
Cool World (1992)
Body of Evidence (1993)
Death Wish V: The Face of Death (1994)
Sordid Lives (2000)
Apocalypse Now Redux (2001)
Resident Evil (2002)
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)
Halloween: Resurrection (2002)
Die Mommie Die! (2003)
Manson Family, The (2004)


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